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  • Printed Matter

    Books, Magazines, and Newspapers. What you read and why you read it. Favorite authors, magazines you read, recommendations for future reading, unusual books and where to purchase them, and sources of strange mail.
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    54 Topics
    678 Posts
    Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:11 pm
    auronkia Today is the end of a ledgend
  • Vogon Poetry- The Worst In the Universe

    Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    142 Topics
    1167 Posts
    Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:14 pm
    IsaacArthurs Cunt 2
  • Art And Design

    If you like it, is it Art? What is the difference between a good design, a bad design and bad taste? Does form follow function? If something works, does it matter what it looks like?
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    51 Topics
    1204 Posts
    Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:06 am
    IhateOwari My crappy wire sculpture!!
  • Set The Style

    Fashion, clothing, trends. Whether you need to dress to impress, dress to distress, or just learn how to dress, you just might learn something.
    Moderators: street carp, Super Moderators
    56 Topics
    1151 Posts
    Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:57 am
    hex53335 Cigarette holders.
  • Carnality

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  • Better Living Through Chemistry

    Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    432 Topics
    6887 Posts
    Yesterday at 10:17 pm
    oppenheimmer Stupid Dream
  • Sex And Affection

    Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    237 Topics
    4535 Posts
    Today at 4:49 pm
    zenithpasses ★25th April★2014 Brazzers,NaughtyAM,Mofos,BackroomCasting,Hustler + more porn passwords
  • Bad Ideas

    Fraud, vandalism, torture, theft, revenge, scams, and other bad ideas. Please do a forum search and site search before posting. Questions about explosives, drugs, weapons, and hacking do not belong in this forum. Please keep things theoretical in nature. Do not admit to crimes you have done or are planning to do.
    Moderators: grayboy, Super Moderators
    276 Topics
    5834 Posts
    Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:19 pm
    toleran99 How To Become An Assassin
  • Oral Indulgences

    Favorite foods, restaurants, and cooking tips. Booze, legal smokeables, things you put in your mouth. ;)
    Moderators: street carp, Super Moderators
    133 Topics
    2342 Posts
    Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:51 pm
    oppenheimmer manliest drink?
  • Money Money Money...

    Finances, money, investing, saving, getting a job, anything to do with the green stuff that makes the world go around.
    Moderators: Idiosyncrasy, Super Moderators
    73 Topics
    977 Posts
    Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:09 am
    IhateOwari Photoshop Money Making Idea
  • Ego

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  • Spurious Generalities

    This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread.
    Moderators: Idiosyncrasy, FaceTheSlayer, Super Moderators
    492 Topics
    11087 Posts
    Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:50 pm
    hdff How can we make this better?
  • Half Baked

    Half Baked is for the lols, irrelevant ponderings, asking stupid questions, licking the proverbial butter, whinging, being a general prat. This is NOT a spam forum. HB adheres to totse-wide rules.
    Moderators: FaceTheSlayer, Super Moderators
    545 Topics
    9678 Posts
    Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:28 pm
    infinltyshock Beware of the Swahili Swamp Donkies
  • Bitch And Moan

    Bitch, moan, flame, and complain.
    Moderators: grayboy, Super Moderators
    174 Topics
    3769 Posts
    Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:36 am
    AJIUO America spying on ALL citizens
  • Reinvent Yourself

    Self improvement through diet, physical and mental exercise, body-building, surgery, chemical introduction, life extension, tattooing, piercing, scarification and smart drugs. Medicine, and other body related topics also belong here.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    67 Topics
    982 Posts
    Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:51 pm
    Guest  Delete your facebook; free your life!
  • Head Shrinkers

    Psychiatry, neuroscience, mental illness, lucid dreaming, psychoanalysis, Freud, Jung and Reich.This forum is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on any web site, including this one.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    59 Topics
    1046 Posts
    Yesterday at 5:39 am
    oppenheimmer Feel like critisizing my Psych paper for tomorrow?
  • Entertainment

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  • I Found It On The Web

    Cool web sites to visit. If you want to promote your web site, post the URL here. Misleading links and destructive html links will not be tolerated, please include a full description of your link. Also do not post any referal based sites or advertisements.
    Moderators: street carp, Super Moderators
    I Need To Find It On The Web
    398 Topics
    3519 Posts
    Today at 3:04 pm
    hdff ATTN: Everyone
  • ...And Rock And Roll

    All things music and music related. Listening, Buying, Selling, Making, or Breaking. Recording, mixing, sequencing, and amplifying. What tech to use and how to use it to make music.
    Moderators: EssJay, Super Moderators
    252 Topics
    3204 Posts
    Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:48 pm
    hdff no witch house thread? what is this travesty
  • Games People Play

    Games People Play is where to discuss personal computer, video game console, and arcade hardware and software - be it RPG, Sim, Strategy, Fighting, Action/Platform, or any other category. Although discussion of modern platforms/software will most likely dominate, discussion of classic videogame/computer hardware and software is always enjoyable, and certainly welcome - ESPECIALLY since there are public domain/shareware emulators of nearly every older computer/console available these days. Here's a taste of what awaits you: Nintendo-vs-Sega-vs-Sony, Console-vs-PC-vs-Mac, Hardware spec sheets/information, Industry news and discussion, Software reviews, IRC conference announcements/Reports, Emulators, Emulators, Emulators! ... and much, much more!
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    105 Topics
    1246 Posts
    Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:55 pm
    Arnox Totse Community Inter-Forum Competition
  • Moving Pictures

    This area is for discussing any technology that creates moving pictures. Topics in the past have covered favorite avant garde films, old TV sitcoms, animation, current trash TV, TV news, making movies, home brew video, video equipment, and multimedia.
    Moderators: FaceTheSlayer, Super Moderators
    119 Topics
    1532 Posts
    Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:38 pm
    The Master Cunt in Kick Ass
  • Anime

    This forum is for the discussion of Anime, Manga, Hentai, Cosplay, anything related to Anime or Japanese subculture.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    9 Topics
    149 Posts
    Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:47 pm
    XDW Some cool anime porn?
  • Go Team!

    Basketball, Football, Baseball, Tennis. Sports fanatics and team players. What teams you love, hate, and love to hate. Newcomers are required to post the name of their favorite sport, the name of their favorite team (and why they're your favorite), and the size of the balls they like to play with. Let the games begin.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    24 Topics
    241 Posts
    Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:29 pm
    easy-e Bowling
  • Nature

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  • Noah's Ark

    This is a forum for anything animal related. Posts about pets, animal care, habitats, and domestic and wild animals can be posted here. Even if it wasn't on the arc, it's still welcome.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    18 Topics
    212 Posts
    Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:19 pm
    Nostrilldamus Hunting mountain lions
  • Green Planet

    Environmental issues. The ozone hole. Tree hugging for fun and profit. Toxins in the air, water, and soil. Biotechnological foodstuffs.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    11 Topics
    121 Posts
    Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:49 pm
    hdff cutting / grafting a blackberry plant from the wild to a large pot
  • The Great Outdoors

    This forum is for everything about the outdoors and nature. Post about hiking, gardening, survival, and so on. Feel free to post just about anything that has to do with the great outdoors.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    20 Topics
    272 Posts
    Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:44 pm
    The Master sex in the woods?
  • Clean Tech

    So you want to reduce your carbon footprint, get off the grid, and cruise around in an electric car that accelerates faster than a Ferrari. Where do you start? What do you use? What tech is appropriate for the job? Ask here and find out.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    9 Topics
    125 Posts
    Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:05 am
    It Is Would you invest in PV?
  • Science

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  • Backyard Ballistics

    This forum is dedicated to the safe teaching and responsible handling of high and low explosives. You will not find any information on how to make "bombs" or any such device(s) . Backyard ballistics will teach you the science and the art of pyrotechnics and how to manufacture and use explosives/pyrotechnics safely and responsibly. Backyard ballistics is also a haven for rocketry and pneumatic cannons. All information contained within this forum is for educational purposes ONLY. Totse 2 does not accept responsiblity for any incident involving the use of the information contained within this forum
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    38 Topics
    422 Posts
    Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:26 pm
    Gallows questions about flash powder salutes
  • Laboratory Tips

    Safety proceedures, test reagents, drilling rubber stoppers, bending glass tubes, etc. Contributed to by chemists.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    11 Topics
    73 Posts
    Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:30 pm
    Hboomans Phenyl 2 nitropropene synthesis
  • Mad Scientists

    Science and Mathematics discussion-- theories, arguments, citations, proofs and pudding.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    34 Topics
    287 Posts
    Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:58 am
    skillzone ASny one have any solid info on how to legally practiose chemistry
  • Science of the Damned

    Paranoia, ghostly delusions and the science of the damned.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    24 Topics
    275 Posts
    Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:34 pm
    cooper1 So last night something pretty trippy happened.
  • Society

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  • Old School, New School, Fool School

    Education and schooling, from junior high to Ivy League. Discuss teachers and profs, classes and grades, admissions and financing, campus life and the student body, graduation and dropping out, how to write neat or to efficiently cheat. As your body grows bigger, your mind grows flowered; it's great to learn, 'cause knowledge is power!
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    35 Topics
    413 Posts
    Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:05 pm
    oppenheimmer Do you ever feel like 'school' is inefficient?
  • Politics: Left, Right, and Center

    National, state, regional, and local politics. Who's doing what to whom, and what you can do about it. How-to-get-action messages are encouraged. "How the government fucked up my life" stories are encouraged. Sharing new methods for cheating on taxes is encouraged. Sample "letters to congresscritters" are encouraged. Apathy and "I can't do anything" posts are discouraged. Left, right, centrist, or any other form of political-economic systems are all up for discussion. Be prepared to defend yourself, or at least have a good line of bullshit ready. Extensive quoting of economists and philosophers is frowned upon. We want to hear what YOU have to say, not what some constipated, impotent, dead guy dreamt up while suffering from the DT's over a hundred years ago thought.
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    64 Topics
    1012 Posts
    Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:09 pm
    Nostrilldamus My government banned knives.
  • My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God

    For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    47 Topics
    1248 Posts
    Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:05 am
    Hazza32 Post your loyalties, or lack thereof.
  • Weapons and Combat

    This is the forum dedicated to weapons, martial arts, and their related technical, political and social issues. Weapons and Combat is for the safe and responsible use of firearms, knives, fists and other weapons.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    67 Topics
    841 Posts
    Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:59 pm
    Shark Jumper Share your Arsenals
  • Oh the Humanities!

    Philosophy, Cultural practices, Social norms, Historical Debate, War, and Sociology.
    Moderators: grayboy, Super Moderators
    57 Topics
    639 Posts
    Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:37 am
    stan a quick ethic question
  • Conspiracy!

    This forum is about the unexplained, whether it's political hidden agendas, secret societies, clandestine operations, alien life, political assasinations, CIA trickery, Masonic sub-plots, and other bits of Truth.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    73 Topics
    1025 Posts
    Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:27 pm
    katsung47 My American nightmare
  • Travellers Travails

    Travel tips, places to go, things to do.
    Moderators: FaceTheSlayer, Super Moderators
    13 Topics
    137 Posts
    Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:18 am
    hex535 the hitchhiking thread
  • Cunning Linguists

    Languages and their use. What languages do you speak and why? What do words really mean? Can you say things in one language that you can't say in another? Should there be a national language? How many languages should a person know and what are they?
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    21 Topics
    292 Posts
    Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:27 pm
    infinltyshock racist terms and their meanings
  • News of the World

    Current events discussion and links to stuff that's happening right now. Who needs CNN when you have totse 2?
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    63 Topics
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    Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:22 am
    Imran60 Child's Play At The Airport
  • I am the Law!

    Car accidents, personal injury, defamation, libel, malpractice, fraud, bankruptcy, debt, lawyers, corporate law, criminal law, jail, police conduct, prison, employment laws, workers compensation, real estate law, divorce and family court, taxes, education, immigration, military law, insurance, trademarks and copyrights, traffic and driving laws, class action law suits, and more. All of these are welcome topics in this forum.This forum is not intended to be a substitute for professional legal advice. Always seek the advice of professional with any questions you may have regarding a legal situation. Never disregard professional legal advice or delay in seeking it because of something you have read on any web site, including this one. Fair warning: If you're stupid enough to post a confession it could be held against you in a court of law.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    32 Topics
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    Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:54 pm
    BetterLivingGuy DEA Mail Tracking Devices
  • Technology

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  • Technophiliacs & Technophiles

    The Technophiliacs forum is for discussing any and all forms of tech and other types of social backwardness. Including discussions of strange home-brewed hardware technology. Where to get good tools. How to make fiberglass molds. Computer hardware and software technolgy, including operating systems, applications, networking, hardware, CPU's, disk drives, and other geeky things. Viruses and Artificial Life discussions. End user tools discussions and support issues. Gating the Internet with other nets.
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    131 Topics
    1044 Posts
    Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:15 am
    shoebones Need some networking help/advice
  • Network (in)Security

    Interesting hacks and cracks. Info on firewalls, TCP/IP, encryption, networks, and security. The ins and outs of the phone system, caller services, how things work, what's illegal and what's not, cellular phones, beepers, telephony legislation, the PUC, ISDN, taps, who's listening, and switches. Talking about phones, hacking systems, technical advice, and such is completely LEGAL in the United States -- it's covered by the First Amendment. What's illegal is conspiracy to commit a crime. So if you say something like "Meet me at 2am so we can crack a can" or "I changed my cell phone's number myself" you are criminally liable. Stating "You can crack a can by doing thus-and-so" or "If you wanted to change a cell phone's number, you could do it like so" is perfectly OK. Posting passwords, calling card numbers, or credit card numbers is forbidden on this network. Posting such info will get you booted off the net.
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    102 Topics
    929 Posts
    Yesterday at 1:40 am
    cvm-gladio-et-sale PoC For THIS Servers Exploitation (BadBlue)
  • Gearheads

    Greasy mechanical things. Fixing your car, swapping out engines, buying tools, and getting maximum horsepower.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    50 Topics
    568 Posts
    Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:22 am
    It Is Changing oil too often?
  • DIY

    Do It Yourself! Advice on how to make beer, plant a garden, use power tools, record music, and build things yourself.
    Moderators: easy-e, Super Moderators
    39 Topics
    271 Posts
    Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:04 am
    easy-e cell phone jammer
  • Radio Free Amerika

    The ins and outs of the radio frequency spectrum, including scanners, trackers, building your own transmitters, mixers, and antennas, station formats, frequencies, favorite pirate radio stations, the FCC, radio stories, working at radio stations, and more.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    16 Topics
    102 Posts
    Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:59 pm
    CosmicWarrior 1 minute interval pulse from computer
  • Everything *NIX

    This is a general forum about all forms of *nix. Post your ideas and thoughts on this wonderful OS family. Talk about your personal favorite flavor of *nix and why you think it's so much better than the others. Anything pertaining to *nix and *nix administration should be posted here.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    18 Topics
    207 Posts
    Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:39 am
    Punisher So, I've finally gone "fully" Linux.
  • Other

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  • NIMF

    Here at &T2, sometimes a thread may be locked, but other times a mod might just not want the thread in their forum. When a thread is deemed to be wanted "Not-In-My-Forum," it will be moved here. Threads cannot be created in this forum, but will be moved here when they lack adequate content for any other forum.
    Moderator: Super Moderators
    110 Topics
    1788 Posts
    Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:03 am
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