How Would You Rob a Drug Dealer?

How would you rob a drug dealer and what drugs (in your opinion) would be the best to steal (for PROFIT)

ex: there's tons of money in coke but it's more dangerous whereas there's less money in weed but it's easy to chop and easy to steal.

If you raided a drug dealers house I think that would be ideal.

I'd shoot him in the head. and take everything he ownes

I don't do nice things

I like your style

With a deathwish.

cake wrote:With a deathwish.

Ya, its risky at best.

psssh, how risky is it when you walk up to your next door neighbor with a gun?

ok, so he might have a gun, but if he's not looking?

BAM!

If you really wanna play dirty, and can get out of the area FAST, you can pick a small-time dealer (obviously you wanna pick a crackhead or high school pot dealer), and get his monies.

This works best with a high school kid, better if you have boobies or access to boobies. Invite the dealer over to someone else's house to toke up, watch movies, drink, whatever. Tell him there's a girl there who has her eye on him (or if you're the girl, make it obvious that you want it), and he'll feel obligated to bring at least a baggie. Doubtless it won't be sticky, but these kinds of kids usually have shit like ipods, expensive phones, or wallets full of mommy and daddy's money.

Distract him with boobies, the excitement of being included in the cool kid crowd, and maybe some booze too, and when he's totally out of it, ransack him.

My favorite method of taking shit from drunk assholes is to wait until they're good and soused, then when they take out their phone or ipod or whatever, tell them it's super awesome and ask to see it. They'll be flattered because they think you're hot shit, but will be so drunk that they won't notice that you disappear into the crowd. With his shit.

Anyway, that's a method that works for dope, wallets, whatever. Just make sure to GTFO quick.

Not in my immediate area, and with a mask and gloves,

Seitzy wrote:I'd shoot him in the head. and take everything he owns

I agree...

If you are going to rob him, you might as well take him out and take over his customers. More of a coup d'etat situation.

If you just rob him, He'll get a Posse and take you down.

grayboy wrote:Not in my immediate area, and with a mask and gloves,

^This, with a large firearm

Seitzy wrote:I'd shoot him in the head. and take everything he ownes

I don't do nice things

nice answer

Shanky wrote:How would you rob a drug dealer?

Kick the door down on his vile, filthy, slumhole, hold a large knife to his throat and retrieve any information I need from the scared sack of shit. Then when he's on his knees begging for his life I'd cut that fucker a mile wide. Don't get me wrong, I love drugs, I just find something abhorrent in the heart of every dealer I meet.

descize as cops raid his place, one guard him the others search the place, if you cant find the goods give him pain till he tells you where the stuff is, all smart dealers are armed keep close eye, leave no trace and maybe get rid of him.
an faster maybe better way to rob dealers is going to another city find dealer on street (you have to know who it and is not a dealer ) shot on street or in club wash room (quietly or mess him up)

rob a heroin or coke dealer.. most of those fuckers dont even give u the real shyt anyways. make

you don't. 2 week ago my friends apartment door was kicked in by a drug dealer, because my friend owed him like $20. the dealer is a really nice guy, but they really want their money lol.

There are a few tried and true methods to go about this sort of thing. I'll let you know some stuff from experience, and this might answer your question.

A few friends of mine decided to rob a grower/dealer back in October of 2005. The guy was fairly well known locally to have a nice set up, and he also ran a window repair service (I guess this was so that he could claim legitimate income, or for extra cash). One of my friends had the idea of calling the guy out to an address about 40 minutes drive away and doing a nice little B&E while he was out.

He lived alone with his son, who attended school. This was a Thursday morning.

They waited around the corner, and when he left they simply reversed up his driveway, and around the back. The high fences gave better cover than expected, so I am led to believe. They found the set up in his shed which was enough to fill two garbage bags with weed, and completely fill the boot of the first car with growing equipment (lights and tubing, from what I could see. I've never grown shit and have only the vaguest idea of how to do it.)

While two of them raided the shed a third went into the house and started preparing stuff to take. He found a cash box in the cutlery drawer which was locked but they eventually got just over 3 grand out of, as well as a shortened hunting rifle in the pantry and a much smaller quantity of weed from the bedroom.

When the shed was stripped, the driver of the first car left. The idea was for him to get out of there with the weed, and he did. The other who was helping with the shed then reversed into the driveway and around the back of the house, where they loaded in a brand new television, computer, other miscellanious things, and I am given to believe they even took a spare set of car keys so that they could come back at a later date for his car.

All told they left with enough money and equipment to set up their own little enterprise, which they did in a city a couple of hours drive from where this took place. Nobody ever made the connection, and everything's going great for them so far.

Probably the most common method of robbing a drug dealer is just to show up at their house and rob them outright. This works well with pot dealers, but anything harder tends to drive people into stupidity. This can lead to unpleasentness on both sides.

Hope I've been some help, or have given you some ideas.

^ Well I guess that's one way of doing it.

once, my friend and i jacked a half pound of the best nugs i have ever seen. we didnt even know the kid and he pulled out his duffle bag full of bud. and then we decided to jack it form him cuz he was dumb enough to show us it. and the his roomates 3 yearlold handed me a key when we were there one day so we went over there one morning after he went to work and jacked all his bud, scale, cash, a bong. fuck yeah. it was like christmas!

any drug dealer that is even moderatly well developed (not your highschool buddy who lives in an apartment) is going to be reasonably armed, and have reasonable security. homes tend to get cameras, and you can bet theres knives and guns if your drug dealers get guns (based on country).

In my opinion, the only way to rob a drug house/drug dealer is in force, and quickly. this is just a template, and would need to change based on your location, city, etc.

You'd a team of at least 5 guys, all armed. anything between knives to swords to bats, try to avoid guns and things that you can't undo. make sure everyone has masks and make sure only one person talks if there needs to be talking. avoid detection because you're likely going to have a hit out on you if anyone gets a name

entry-2 minute mark: bust into the place, and secure it. this means taking anyone, and getting them controlled so that they can't retaliate. knock them out, round them up, just make sure you have everyone in the house. take cell phones, and wallets.

2:00-5:00; this is crunch time, rob the shit out of this place, get everything and anything you can. any place can be well secured, but finding a stash should be easy if they're offguard. you need to be out of the place asap to, imo.

Have pulled one operation before and it turned over a half pound of afghan for me and one really lucky watch-friend, see my other post.

Anyways, back on topic, am planning on another heist sometime soon, but god damn, this place is tricky for several reasons:

1. The people are old, but have youngings hanging around all the time, they grow in a shed directly adjacent their house. For old people these motherfuckers NEVER sleep, and even when you think they are asleep they always flip lights on and off at random intervals and have a mass amount of cats (potential guards?)

2. Lots of snow, either fresh (lotsa tracks) or frozen snow (Crunchy and noisy, not good either). A well insulated house should be relatively soundproof but these folks have dozens of windows in their 2-story house, giving them good view of said chronic garage.

3. I looked in a window that was partially covered in plastic (insulation/security) and have seen the setup and flowering chronic inside a grow chamber.

4. The shed is locked! I found a set of keys that they had left in their RV that they had conveniently opened up to air it out I presume. Some of the keys are master lock kind, deadbolt, padlocks, etc...haven't seen if they work on the door yet, the pplz are almost always AWAKE

5. Have recon'd the place a few times, I'm pretty certain that the residents are on to me so it's time to lay on the suuuuuper sneaky this weekend.

Will update with results after the weekend I suppose.
It's been way to long since I've felt the heart pounding adrenaline rush of liberating a few grands worth of chronic, for me, it beats any girlfriend, sport, academic acheivement, or drug available, and thats why I do it :P.......................that and I really like weed

I know this is old, but I was thinking the other day, its getting nice out again, and they will be everywhere, and I was thinking this could be a great way to clean up the streets, well kind of, lol, pay your bills with vigilante justice?

yeah dude dont rob a street dealer youre likely to get tazzed

forget it
why the fuck was this brought back anyway?

i hate you prince of darkness.