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Post by mobut on Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:44 pm

how can u quickly get rid of weed in your system if you are expecting a drug test???

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Post by M3D1C on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:09 pm

There are a bunch of products online that promise to clean you out.

I had a drug test for my current job. I smoked like 3 days before the test and passed. I went to my local pharmacy and bought 500mg niacin (b-12 I think) NO FLUSH and was eating like 4 every few hours. It will make your pee like mountain dew green but I passed. Make sure if you do this to not take any at least 12 hours before to make sure yer pee is yellow lol. Now plenty of people all over the web back an forth as to if this works or not but it did for me so I'd give it a shot. Buy a home drug test and test before you go.

And if you do make sure it's no flush or else takin a bunch will make you feel like you have a full body sunburn.

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Post by Seitzy on Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:26 pm

some retards in my school claim vinager works.

I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

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Post by Gustafson on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:52 pm

niacin

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Post by rogueunicorn on Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:37 pm

all of you guys are WRONG. the only thing that could really help you, is drinking alot of water and exercising. they have detox kits at headshops sometimes also, but ive never used one. drink like a gallon of water a day, just ALOT. niacin just makes your piss yellow. the only way that would help you was if the testing guy saw that your piss was clear, he may retest you.

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Post by Shere Khan on Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:47 pm

Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

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Post by M3D1C on Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:54 pm

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that you need to drink at LEAST 2 gallons of water a day...everyday until you test. Make sure to take vitamins, and eat low fat, THC is fat soluble.

and no, Niacin will turn your piss Mt. Dew green if you take enough. trust me, I know.

Vinegar will not work, save yourself the heartburn.

I really hope he drank bleach.

I can't guarantee niacin will work, but it definitely will help. It worked with me, as I said, but everyone has different rates of processing THC out of your system. It's not the mythical "28 days" everyone says it is

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Post by pyro_necro2 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:06 am

When your using Naicin to flush your system how much do you take for however long?

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Post by hex535 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:26 am

Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

do it with vinegar (and water), and you take like 3 shots of it. the last shot your supposed to hold in until you have to take the test, and then piss it out, they shouldn't be able to find THC in your system.

another way, niacin flush as mentioned, or you can take dehydrated cranberry pills.

drink TONS of water, by the gallon, and pots of black coffee help too.

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Post by Blitztide on Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:28 am

the best way is to not smoke weed :P

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Post by FaceTheSlayer on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:38 am

Seitzy wrote:I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

Fucking irony.

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Post by Hazza32 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:50 am

FaceTheSlayer wrote:
Seitzy wrote:I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

Fucking irony.


Agreed, although Mr. Seitz doesnt claim to smoke weed?


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Post by mikehauncho on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:55 am

[quote="Hazza32"]
FaceTheSlayer wrote:
Seitzy wrote:I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

Fucking irony.[/quote


Agreed, although Mr. Seitz doesnt claim to smoke weed?

Even more irony

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Post by Hazza32 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:56 am

mikehauncho wrote:
FaceTheSlayer wrote:
Seitzy wrote:I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

Fucking irony.[/quote


Agreed, although Mr. Seitz doesnt claim to smoke weed?

Even more irony

What do you mean?

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Post by TexassaxeT on Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:25 pm

Hazza32 wrote:
mikehauncho wrote:
FaceTheSlayer wrote:
Seitzy wrote:I call them retards because they probably have never smoked a J in their life.

Fucking irony.[/quote


Agreed, although Mr. Seitz doesnt claim to smoke weed?

Even more irony

What do you mean?


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Post by stormyweathers on Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:06 pm

hex535 wrote:
Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

do it with vinegar (and water), and you take like 3 shots of it. the last shot your supposed to hold in until you have to take the test, and then piss it out, they shouldn't be able to find THC in your system.

another way, niacin flush as mentioned, or you can take dehydrated cranberry pills.

drink TONS of water, by the gallon, and pots of black coffee help too.

how the hell is vinegar supposed to mask THC?
and wtf would coffee do?

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Post by scotty_dont_kno on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:04 pm

Coffee makes you piss more.

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Post by stormyweathers on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:49 pm

i think the 2 gal of water a day would take care of that

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Post by ggg on Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:03 pm

scotty_dont_kno wrote:Coffee makes you piss more.

why not just drink a few cases of beer then?

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Post by hex535 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:27 pm

stormyweathers wrote:
hex535 wrote:
Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

do it with vinegar (and water), and you take like 3 shots of it. the last shot your supposed to hold in until you have to take the test, and then piss it out, they shouldn't be able to find THC in your system.

another way, niacin flush as mentioned, or you can take dehydrated cranberry pills.

drink TONS of water, by the gallon, and pots of black coffee help too.

how the hell is vinegar supposed to mask THC?
and wtf would coffee do?

vinegar has a high PH level, its acidic. if your pissing out acid, i think its going to cover the THC. my dad used the vinegar method once, i need to ask him again exactly how it worked.

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Post by stormyweathers on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:24 pm

vinegar is a very weak acid
if THC can withstand stomach acid, i think it can withstand ketchup

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Post by NiggerSexual on Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:38 pm

Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

I can actually vouch on this one. Smoking weed for 2 years and drinking a glass of milk with HALF a capful of bleach in it cleaned me out prior to joining the military. Was smoking right up to actually shipping off to boot. Our medic actually has even told us that the 2-pam chloride injections we have for chem/bio/rad exposure is designed to destroy "impurities" and some people have been dishonorably discharged for doing so.

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Post by hex535 on Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:30 pm

stormyweathers wrote:vinegar is a very weak acid
if THC can withstand stomach acid, i think it can withstand ketchup

raw vinegar is more acidic than ketchup....

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Post by stormyweathers on Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:32 pm

yea but not nearly as strong as stomach acid, which clearly does NOT break it down

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Post by hex535 on Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:36 pm

stormyweathers wrote:yea but not nearly as strong as stomach acid, which clearly does NOT break it down

the vinegar goes right through your system though, like when you drink a cup of coffee, or a lot of water. its a liquid none the less, its not supposed to break it down, just mask it....

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Post by rogueunicorn on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:50 am

^ i wouldn't think it would mask the thc, ive never heard a successful vinegar report.

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Post by dontcallmeinsane on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:52 am

Somehow manage to gain control over your automatic bodily functions.


PROTIP: There's no quick way, it's down to your own body.

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Post by PuppetMaster on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:55 am

Some of it can stay in your fat.. so ive heard, but weed will usually stay in your system for no longer than 30 days, 45 if you're lighting up on a regular schedule. Drinking lots of water to thin out you're blood and exercising to get rid of toxins through sweat and burning immediate fat is good.
Also the half a cup in bleach in a glass of milk will help a lot. If you are really worried about it, then certainly do everything recommended, but you will most likely be fine. If it has been in you're system for a while, the milk and bleach method wont work as well as exercising and drinking A LOT of water.

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Post by NiggerSexual on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:57 am

I dunno man the bleach/milk method worked wonders for me and I was a toker for 2 straight years following a 4 month break.

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Post by Shere Khan on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:59 am

NiggerSexual wrote:
Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

I can actually vouch on this one. Smoking weed for 2 years and drinking a glass of milk with HALF a capful of bleach in it cleaned me out prior to joining the military. Was smoking right up to actually shipping off to boot. Our medic actually has even told us that the 2-pam chloride injections we have for chem/bio/rad exposure is designed to destroy "impurities" and some people have been dishonorably discharged for doing so.

Holy shit.. I guess drinking it with milk would prevent it from burning your esophagus.. But you wont see me trying this one.

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Post by NiggerSexual on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:02 am

[/quote]Holy shit.. I guess drinking it with milk would prevent it from burning your esophagus.. But you wont see me trying this one.[/quote]

Yeah not fun either. The bleach curdles the milk and gives a weird taste.

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Post by Shere Khan on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:09 am



SICK

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Post by PuppetMaster on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:14 am

milk and bleach
exercise
a lot of water
cranberry juice (had to take this before a medical test, cleans you right out)
and if its a hair test, shave your head, it will last in there for years.
I've also heard apple cider vinegar works, but gives you unexpected bowel movements
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Post by hex535 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:14 am

PuppetMaster wrote:milk and bleach
exercise
a lot of water
cranberry juice (had to take this before a medical test, cleans you right out)
and if its a hair test, shave your head, it will last in there for years.
I've also heard apple cider vinegar works, but gives you unexpected bowel movements
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Post by PuppetMaster on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:29 pm

THIS!^ I concur 100%. I wouldn't cut mine for much right now.. maybe some years later i will.

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Post by hex535 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:37 pm

PuppetMaster wrote:THIS!^ I concur 100%. I wouldn't cut mine for much right now.. maybe some years later i will.

my hair is down almost past my utters, its so nice, wouldnt cut it for anything

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Post by chaosmindset on Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:03 pm

one piece of advice. just stop smoking it for a number of months before a piss test as long as u pass the test i really dont believe they will do a hair test. unless of course your gonna work for some secret gov agency lol.

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Post by DemonOfTheFall on Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:09 pm

Shere Khan wrote:Water... Or Whiskey.. pirat

I remember some dumbass told me if you take a shotglass full of Clorox Bleach it'll clean you out.. Have fun with that buddy.

lol!

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Post by grayboy on Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:26 pm

PuppetMaster wrote:milk and bleach
exercise
a lot of water
cranberry juice (had to take this before a medical test, cleans you right out)
and if its a hair test, shave your head, it will last in there for years.
I've also heard apple cider vinegar works, but gives you unexpected bowel movements
afro

6 months, not years...

waters right, drink a fair amount then piss twice, when you get examined get the middle of your piss stream in the thing, oh and drop some B vitamins so they don't see the discolouration in the piss.

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Post by The Rudeboy on Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:43 pm

I haven't read any of this thread but I'll tell you the simple truth that I'm sure everyone else failed miserably at.

THC is stored in your lipids (fat). The more fats you eat, the harder it is to burn through the THC laden fat you already have. Eat less fats while working out a lot. Secondly, drink blueberry and pomegranate juice, which will help clean your system of the THC while you're burning the fats.

Bleach will kill you.

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Post by The Consumer on Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:48 pm

The Rudeboy wrote:I haven't read any of this thread but I'll tell you the simple truth that I'm sure everyone else failed miserably at.

The Rudeboy is cool because he's a dick to everyone, that makes him fair & 1337.

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Post by The Rudeboy on Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:55 pm

The Consumer wrote:
The Rudeboy is cool because he's a dick to everyone, that makes him fair & 1337.

I'm sorry but the fucking thread shouldn't be that long for such a simple thing. The only way a thread stretches like this is if everyone is saying something different, and nothing anyone says is right, or only partially right.

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Post by grayboy on Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:25 am

The Rudeboy wrote:
The Consumer wrote:
The Rudeboy is cool because he's a dick to everyone, that makes him fair & 1337.

I'm sorry but the fucking thread shouldn't be that long for such a simple thing. The only way a thread stretches like this is if everyone is saying something different, and nothing anyone says is right, or only partially right.
The advice I gave was given by Mataphysicist, that's my authority. Read before you slag off mate...THC doesnt stay in your body, the metabolites stay in your body...they test for the metabolites in your piss.

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Post by wonT0nsOOp on Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:29 am

Oh.....My......Fuking.......God....... JUST GET SOME SYNTHETIC URINE! MY BROTHER GOT A PACK OF IT FROMM HIGH TIMES YESTERDAY, AND USED IT TO PASS A DRUG TEST TO GET A JOB! STICK THE PLASTIC PACKET NEAR YOUR NUTS TO WARM IT UP, THEN GUIDE THE TUBE THAT COMES WITH IT UNDER YOUR DICK, SO THE SHT GOES INTO THE CUP!


simple..................................

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chemistry of coarse

Post by skillzone on Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:41 am

WATER....golden seal niacin why? water cleans your body of impurities faster then anything!

ATTENTION you have to completly avoid salt or anything that dehydrates you.....Y? cuz if your drinking water and sweating ur cleaning your sysem you piss clean an hour later or day you piss dirty...CUZ..when u take salts beer etc ur adding dehydrates and they hold or lock toxins so the water has flushed your sysem the these locked toxins are released!!

you can clean anything really in a few days 0 dehydrates drink lots of water the trick is to sweat when you sweat you flush the body!!

products sold to pass drug test just hold all the toxins for a few hours.....there is no product or trick

science and chemistry is your answer

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Post by up4dayz on Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:02 am

It depends on how long you have before the drug test. If you have a decent amount of days before 10+ and arent a pussy try doing a good amount of Methamphetamine for a few days. It will burn most of everything out of your system mostly because it speeds up your body and metabolism by a lot. {[EXAMPLE]} A female i know used about $30 worth of 8/10 quality methamphetamine over the course of 3 or 4 days. It sped her body up so much her period came 10 days early.{[END EXAMPLE]} It will be different based on the person but if in 4 days time her body went through almost 10 days you could pass a drug test with $60 worth of methamphetamine (about .3 grams where im from) taken over the course of 6 days or so with minimal eating then give 3 days for the meth to be out of your system. So you can pass a drug test in about 9 days and 6 of them you can be High as fuck on one of the most powerful and euphoric stimulants in the world. I passed one with around 50 hrs since my last methamphetamine use and had smoke pot almost every day multiple times a day for six months or so and about 2 days after i smoke pot. Hope this long ass answer helps.

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